They say that exes should remain exes, and once you cut them from your life, it should remain that way.
Well, some people just don’t get the meaning of the word ‘ex’
Instead of moving on, they still want to play an active part in their previous lover’s life.
You know, making incessant phone calls, paying them random house calls, and even getting financially involved in their lives!
If you’re in such a category, kindly remove yourself as fast as possible. It’s the most desperate thing that you can do!
You have to understand that there is no such thing as an ‘ex’ who is a friend.
Kwanza if the two of you had a long-term relationship and recently split up.
Especially for us guys:
That’s because we are genetically predisposed to be overprotective and territorial creatures.
And this lady found out in the most weird way!
So the lady in question had just found herself a new guy who she was totally smitten with.
Really wanting to impress her new catch, she decides to call him over for a decent lunch.
Just like every African goddess, she learned that the fastest way to a man’s heart is through a tasty meal of ugali,
So things go according to plan. She get’s the guy over. And while he’s relaxing in the living room, the lovely lady is busy sprucing up a meal that would appease any of the gods!
It is at this moment that MISTER X decides, hmm, why not pay my this lovely lady a visit?
Besides, haven’t we been friends for years even after dating and breaking up?
So the pompous guy, not having the odacity to phone his ex up and tell her he’s coming, shows up unannounced at the lady’s doorstep.
When the lady opens the door, the guy is shocked to find another man sitting on the couch.
But what disturbs him the most is not that there is another guy seated on the couch, but the tempting waft of grilled steak enveloping the lady’s apartments.
You mean to tell me that she’s cooking for this strange man with the same cooker I bought her when we were together?
The jealous ex decides to put matters into his own hand and proceeds to the kitchen…
Leaving his ex-girlfriend and new squeeze baffled!
You my friend, have just won the award of the saltiest ex-boyfriend on the planet.