When it comes to bedroom matters, women are very different from what you see outside the bedroom. Rappers aren’t wrong when they sing, ‘a lady in the streets but a freak in the sheets’.
A popular comedian has put a spotlight on all the different types of women most men meet when they bed a woman. This funny list will crack you up especially because you will relate to most of the list.
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She wants it but can’t ask for it
These are the ones who want to look holy hence can’t ask directly for sex. So they opt to play games and throw hints.
2. The pretenders
These ladies know exactly what is about to go down but suddenly get amnesia when you start pulling at her pants.
3. The 5-second riders
Let’s be honest, most women are not as energetic as men. These ones will give you so much pressure to perform but can hardly last a minute on top.
4. DTR after Pekejeng
These women-only give it up to men with whom they want a relationship. So best believe, after the deed is done, you have some titles to hand out.
5. No glove no love
She never carries condoms in her bag but will never let you hit it raw.
6. The length-ruler
This one has a certain length she will not allow inside her vagina. So what might look like a decent handjob is just her policing the apparatus before use.
7. The secret is the neck
Once you touch their necks, you will get everything you want.
8. The guilt-trippers
She acts like she didn’t enjoy the whole thing after and insists it was only for your pleasure.
9. P*ssy power
This lady knows that men are most vulnerable after sex and hence they use this time to get everything they want.
10. Lovers of CJ’s
This woman loves a man’s tongue playing in her private areas and will do anything to get it.
11. Insecure ones
These women are not confident in their body and need constant reassurance.
12. Flexible women
These ones can part their legs 180 degrees without hesitation. They will tempt you to cum inside with this magic trick.
13. Sensitive boobs
Some women have had such bad encounters with men sucking boobs that it no longer turns them on.
14. Violent women
These women like to be in control when it comes to bedroom matters.
15. Quiet ones
These women will not moan no matter how much a guy is putting in.
16. The police officers
These women keep asking unnecessary questions during sex like the police.
17. The confessers.
These ones confess everything when a man is laying down his hammer.
18. The sirens
These are the loud ladies who will make sure everyone in the flats know your name.
19. Morning glory fanatics
These women only get horny in weird hours of the night.
20. Commando’s
These contradictors hate condoms but don’t you dare finish inside.
21. ‘Baby don’t come yet’
These ones need no introduction.
22. The blasphemers
These ones call the name of God in inappropriate times.
23. The water fountain
Let’s just say, she never goes dry. Call it holy water.
24. Night-runners
These ones will go all night and day, despite you taping out.
