They say when you have to do something right, you have to do it yourself.
Sometimes taking matters into your own hands means getting the job done right. Sometimes women don’t get fully satisfied after a sex session, which usually happens (but shouldn’t btw). This is when you decide to go the old fashioned good masturbation way.
At that time you can’t afford sex toys and the real D is not available you’ve is when you’ve got to think outside your comfort zone ladies and get creative. After all, your coochie can’t please herself.
You could be just chilling at home wondering what to use, but don’t worry, I gat you.
1. Hard items
Slide your coochie up and down anything firm. Be it your table, pole, railing, remote, calculator, cup, hairbrush, candlestick holder, table leg, chair arm, bottle. . as long as it pleases you to your satisfaction.
2. Soft edges
Hump the corner of your bed, couch, pouffe or any upholstered furniture. Press your flesh into a fresh pile of folded clothes, or throw a stuffed animal between your legs and squeeze the life out of it. You also have the option of using pillows. . . is this too extreme?
3. Things that vibrate
Your phone, electric toothbrush, toys. . basically, everything that vibrates. You can just place them on your coochie in the on position. .. (hmmmmmmm..)
Cucumbers, carrots, eggplants (lol), bananas. Basically, anything resembling a D can be used for penetration purposes. Although you better avoid using hot peppers.. can you imagine the burn and irritation?
5. Plastic bottles
Beer, wine, soda, juice… whichever size suits you best. If you insist on placing these in your coochie, I suggest using the thinner end. Avoid glass for obvious reasons. Plastic bottles are also useful.
Grab a screwdriver, hammer, pliers, torch, rake, spade or a wrench from the box of tools. Use common sense though, when picking which ends to stuff into your coochie. You are looking for pleasure, not pain.
It’s okay to touch yourself once in a while. If your man ain’t home or you’re baseless, these household items got you covered. (literally). lol