How to be her true Daddy aka (Captain Kingongi ) in bed

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Women are complex I tell you, my ex herself was too but this is nor the time and place to place my ex in this topic, don’t why I mentioned her in the first place. What do they want to hear during sex and it isn’t “your four months’ salary”? They range from simply uttering the word “daddy” while doing it to an immersive relationship dynamic that hinges on control and submission, and involves a man playing caretaker and patriarch to a woman happily acting the part of the innocent in need of stern guidance.

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Wacha nikupeleke na rieng, women turn out to be creatures who need to be admired, listened to and taken to a nice dinner at a hard-to-get-into restaurant once in a while. But when you’re sleeping with them, they would like you to insist that they call you “daddy,” tell them how tight their vag is and remark on how incredible it feels to be inside them, is that in order.

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As for the other two preferred utterances, they make logistical sense. Being told you have a tight pudesh is as important to women as it is to hear you’re beautiful while wearing an acne-fighting mask on your heaviest flow day. Likewise, simply saying sex feels good to your lady lover is a no-brainer, unless it literally doesn’t feel good and then you need to start doing another sort of talking.  One could convey this sort of glee in other ways   sounds and/or enthusiasm it’s possible to get too carried away. Things like about their male and female partners during sex. Topping the list for women? Weird noises.

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It’s not clear but it could be anything from too much grunting, saying “Oh my god” over and over again to the point of total weirdness. We know from the internet and existing on earth that as soon as the early man was aware he had a dudesh, he asked the nearest woman to remark on its aesthetic properties. So it’s no surprise that men want to hear that they are shockingly well-endowed, that they feel amazing, and that there has never been a more capable, competent lover between your sheets.

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The takeaway here, as always, is that sex requires some careful embroidering of reality on both sides, but bald-faced lies won’t lead to better sex. Still, we can’t all have tight grips and big vidudes, so any sex-haver worth his or her salt should take note that one must go along to get along, especially if you want to be called back for a second audition.

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