Things have been said..Feelings have been hurt… People have beeen heartroken…
There is so much more to a regular relationship than we admit. The typical good, bad and the ugly sides exist already exist. From the sex to the love to the entire union of you and your man. But at the same time, there are some pretty little funny things that have been said. Allow me to lighten up your mood with these things.
1. Women have all the power because they have vaginas
Two words ” Hell yeah!” I mean, women rule the world. It’s a known fact. These men need to realize that they’d be non existent if it weren’t for the coochie. Am I right?
2. A man can sleep around and be praised for it, But when a woman sleeps with more than 5 guys, she’s a slut
Like seriously? This is the most shit load statement I’ve ever heard. This needs to stop. Yeah?
3. God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time
This is so true ladies. This explains a lot as to why some of them are just dumb most of the time. Because blood has clearly rushed to the D, leaving the brain. Well, unattended to. This explains why men can’t multitask.
4. Women don’t want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think— “in a deeper voice.”
Are these true ladies? Let me just leave this here for the men to take note of.
I mean come on. Who comes up with these things? I think we need to have a sit down with them over some cocktails and what not.