Why Kenyans are on Crack About recent Rain

It’s interesting how we always tend to see humor in almost everything. There are many advantages that come with the rain. Many people believe rains are a blessing from God and actually, they are.

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The weatherman warned last week that the cold season will get worse before it gets warmer. A suspected Cyclone Kenneth has put most of us in fear. City residents have now turned to discussions on how sex would help them keep warm.

On social media closed groups, netizens have been discussing how sex is their consolation and only way to effectively beat the cold weather. However, due to poor planning around the city, poor drainage systems and poor roads, the rains are causing havoc and people are not happy.

Interestingly, Kenyan are not ready to let this situation go without making some fun out it, as this is what they always do. They are fast and have gone ahead to come up with some hilarious memes about the rains in Nairobi that will crack your ribs.

Here are the top five memes Kenyans have come up with concerning the heavy rains being experienced in Nairobi:

The horny one.   

Welcome to Kenya, where it starts raining people think of sex instead of farming.    Me: hakuna mashamba acha tulimane.

The paranoid one

 Mimi nioge na ii baridi, nishikwe na homa, nipelekwe KNH (Kenyatta National Hospital) nifanyiwe heart transplant mimi?!     Me: Siogi na siogi!

The prayerful one 

Lord I know you are using this cold weather to prepare me on how to survive in London & USA.    Thee thy servant is ready!

The one who blames Kamba’s

Crazy traffic on Mombasa road!                                                                         Me: I think Wakamba wamekuja kuona mvua.

The one who quotes the Bible      

If it is cold, two can sleep together and stay warm, but how can you keep warm by yourself?     (Ecclesiastes 6:11)

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