Some tweets are funny, funny.
I prefer tweets that are true, funny.
Relatable.
Almost personal attacks on everything I stand for.
These are those tweets.
Me, in hell: I was told there would be a “special” place for me?
— U Coulda Had a Bad Witch (@alicewetterlund) February 25, 2019
i havent fully stopped at a stop sign since i was born
— emma (@emmachamberlain) February 26, 2019
is my baby fat ever gonna leave or did it just turn into fat fat?
— queen quen (@quenblackwell) February 21, 2019
your airport outfit is very important I don’t care what anyone says
— Shafeeq (@Y2SHAF) February 21, 2019
when u drop ur charger down the side of the bed in the dark pic.twitter.com/BzBYYc5aGV
— R U B Y ♡ R Ø S E (@rubexcubex) February 18, 2019
Getting touched during heads up seven up was the last time i felt something
— JP (@excesstential) February 20, 2019
Does anyone actually know what you're suppose to do when people are singing happy birthday to you
— Kyle (@kkunta__) February 18, 2019
everytime the law & order theme song comes on pic.twitter.com/2Lg5fVrsUE
— Demetrius (@DemetriusHarmon) February 19, 2019
I hate when my friends think they’re ugly, like why would I be friends with an ugly bitch ????
— 😎 (@alm1ghtyadri) February 17, 2019
Yeah I’m DTF
— Shenanighoul (@Shenanigans_luv) February 16, 2019
Doing
The best I can and
Fucking it up anyway
Remember how in EASY A Emma Stone's parents were Stanley Tucci and Patricia Clarkson and all anyone wanted was a saucy bedroom romp about THEM or maybe that was just me?
— Saturday the 14th Marshall (@Remember_Sarah) February 14, 2019
I feel like a lot of people are 23 for many many years and then suddenly they are 30 does this make sense?
— Rachel Wenitsky (@RachelWenitsky) February 13, 2019
Me showing my therapist my inner demons for the first time. pic.twitter.com/x34BA2cvBF
— Thatguy Chris D (@thatguyCD) February 6, 2019
When you’re on a roller coaster and you know the camera is coming up pic.twitter.com/6eqjK4yp4F
— 🎃dalys (@dalysluna) February 10, 2019
YOU MISSPELLED ONE WORD ON SOCIAL MEDIA AND HERE COME AKEELAH AND THE BEE
— Torrence De los Santos (@Istrutt_) February 9, 2019
I'm a huge fan of that post-laundry feeling when you've got all your A-list clothes back in the game
— Kyle (@kkunta__) February 3, 2019
TIERS OF FRIENDSHIP
— emery lord (@emerylord) March 20, 2017
4- we hang out
3- we can travel together
2- I would take a bullet for you
1- I will speak to you on phone