Perhaps you have a light, soft layer of soft hair covering your bum cheeks. Maybe you are cursed with curlies around your anus. Whatever. You have hair somewhere on your bum, and you’d quite like to know why.
So we are currently doomed to a life of not knowing with absolute certainty why there are little hairs keeping our bumholes company.
Skin rubbing on skin causes friction, which can lead to irritation, rashes, and even infection. Hair acts as a bit of a protective layer, and those sebaceous secretions hair helps to spread work to reduce the pain of chafing. Magical.
Kenyans on twitter well known as KOT are one unforgiving lot, they will investigate something and fight for their way through in the best way they know how.
Finally, Twitter Investigations Board (TIB) found the owner of the hard hairly butt😭😂😂😂👏🏾 pic.twitter.com/kIIEbNE6W6
— ցɑllɑɾժօ🍂 (@GallardoIzMe) April 23, 2019
A photo of a man’s hairy butt made rounds on social media, and well you guessed it right, people actually searched for him and alas, they got it right.
Well, bad news. No one actually knows why we have hairy bums for certain. It’s one of life’s great mysteries, mostly because no one can be asked to dedicate their scientific research skills to people’s cracks. Or can we?
Moving away from the research, here were some hilarious reactions from Netizens:
Hahaha 🤣🤣🤣🤣 people on this App are working overtime pic.twitter.com/8gBZ8whZ9S
— PapaItumeleng🇿🇦 (@BleasingsZA) April 23, 2019
I rest my case TIB 🙌 pic.twitter.com/cn1gyYCDIQ
— LIME Gal (@limechebet) April 23, 2019