Have it big and you are then called a man Wh0r3

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Men have had girls assume they were a man whore just because they had it big. Like, that means I have sex a lot more. They’re immediately suspicious, and it can almost become a turn off to them.

The dreaded question that’s been haunting mankind since the dawn of time: Does penis size matter? Some say it does, some say it doesn’t. And women have certainly sounded off on this subject once or twice. Then there are the men who have the size part down, you know, the ones who are typically revered by society.

Sure, I know that bigger is not always better  but do guys know that? To them, is it really always a good thing to have a massive penis? Do all people in today’s world just assume when that’s your claim to fame, you’re walking on water.

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You don’t really know you have one until the first girl you have sex with is like ‘Oh, yeah, OK, that’s big’ or something along those lines. And you don’t really believe it until future girls continuously makes a comment about it. Then it gets to a point where you’re kind of disappointed when they don’t notice.

It definitely comes with some baggage. Girls will use your size as an excuse to get out of things, and disguise it as sort of back-handed compliment. If it’s a one-night thing, that’s usually to get out of morning sex. ‘You’re just so big, I’m sore.

The best thing is you never,ever worry if it’s big enough, which for guys is pretty much the best thing to never have to worry about. You don’t feel the need to have a nice car or buy expensive clothes. You can wear gym clothes and drive a Saturn for life. Who cares, right? You have a big mjulubeng.

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