We’ve seen some pretty terrible Tinder bios in our time. There was the man who rewarded and deducted points based on your lifestyle. And in January, we brought you the man who boasted about his house, brains and music skills.
Well, here is another one to add to the ‘bad bios’ list. This man, named only as 26-year-old Chad, has a topless selfie as his picture, along with a list of demands that he expects from a date. He comments on hair colour, has a very specific height range and demands an excellent blow job. He even insists his date should be ‘available at all times.’
He also has a list of things his match must not do, like approach other men and go out for girls’ nights.
You might notice the double negative ‘not not’ settle at the end, which technically means he will settle for less. Who knows if it’s all an elaborate joke or if he just put the extra word in by accident.
But we’re pretty sure most matches would be put off before they even get that far. Some Reddit users spotted the last line and pointed out it was a joke but others pointed out he was unlikely to find any matches with that bio.
One person said: ‘Enjoy being single, Chad.’ Another added: ‘Well he’s never gonna find anyone.’ ‘Buddy might want to lower his standards,’ another poster said.