In a city such as Nairobi, where you can never go for long before you hear a dramatic story involving a married man and his clande, Nairobi chics have devised tactful ways of knowing if a man is married or not.
The damsels cannot be blamed for musing up these new tricks because they want to know where they stand in case things get nasty with “Baba Nani”.
Furthermore, who wants to get stuck in the process of enjoying fruits in the forbidden garden?
These are the terms Nairobi chics use to know if a man is married, and has a wife elsewhere.
Mimi sitaki kukwama You must have heard of cases in which ‘cheating lovers’ get ‘stuck’ during a steamy session in a lodging.
Hiyo kitambi ina mwenyewe:Unlike their skinny counterparts, men with vitambi are said to enjoy homemade meals, thanks to Mke Nyumbani. This leads to women out there noting
Unataka nichomwe na maji moto?many a time, a nosy woman intending to find out if a man trying to tune her has mama watoto back home unleashes this line. Often, such men respond thus: “Nani atakuchoma? Wewe ndio utawachoma!
Mama watoto huwa hachomeki akipiga pasi? This is often directed at men whose clothes appear like they were laundered inside the mouth of Nguno, the family cow. But if a man steps out in perfectly pressed and laundered attire, the question from a woman he is hitting on .
Umepikiwa nini leo nyumbani? They say the way to man’s heart is through his stomach, although we all know it’s a few inches below the belly! But a lonely woman out with a man trying out leading pick-up lines will ask, “Umepikiwa nini leo nyumbani?” as she tears apart giant ribs at the bar counter