The massive mayhem in Chelsea had to finally end to a massive solutions, and that’s the actual case at Stamford Bridge.
In the end we managed a win against Cardiff yesterday, but the preceding dire performance has lead to major changes on this gloomy April 1st.
Maurizio Sarri has been booted as the club’s manager, to be replaced by goalkeeper Kepa, who showed a natural aptitude for leadership when he informed his bench that he wouldn’t be coming off in the Caraba0 Cup final against Man City.
But given the transfer ban currently in place, there’s no space to simply dump Sarri. Instead, he will be played up front alongside his boy Gonzalo Higuain, in order to hopefully get a tune out of the Argentine.
That should solve two of our problems in one fell swoop. We don’t know what brand of football “Kepa-ball” would be, but it certainly couldn’t be less popular than what Maurizio Sarri is serving up right now.
Happy April Fools everyone!