The 8 Most Painful Breakups Every Kenyan Can Relate to!

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If you’ve ever loved someone more than they’ve loved you, then chances are high you’ve heard your heart torn to shreds…

Yes, love and heartaches are one and the same. Like chapati and beans at a kibandaski. You can’t have one without the other!!

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Nani anaskia njaa??

Nevertheless, some people can be just heartless when they decide to end it with you…

Like seriously, do these people even have a soul???

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In fact, we’ve collected some of the worst breakups in modern history.

P.S.: Some of these people have even contemplated suicide after having their hearts violently destroyed!

She Sent Me A Please Call Me:

This woman must be one of Satan’s cohorts. Look what she did to this man!!


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When He Finds His Ex Better

Now I understand when a woman tells you: “you wasted my time!”

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Hehe, my friend, you are wasting your time!

When They Don’t Have The BALLS to Say it To Your Face

Some people can be cowards, instead of just telling it to your face, they send you on a merry-go-round until you’re wondering whether you were dating the skating instructor at Panari Sky Center!

Take this story for example:

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Hehe, Mr. Playboy!

When life hits you hard, and they decide to add to that baggage!

At least give someone the time to get their stuff together. This guy decide to drop all the bombs at his chick the worst possible time.

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When they kick you out after you sacrifice for them:

Some people will roast in hell after what they do to their exes. Surely, this is so evil!

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When they move out:

Kumbe they were only dating you because they were homeless!

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No guy wants to be a baby daddy

When they ghost on you after you tell them you are pregnant:

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Wanaume, hii story ya kuruka madem tutaacha!

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When they convince their first option:

Didn’t you know? You were plan B all along. When they find plan A, they are gone even before you can blink:

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Oh…Didn’t you hear? I married my dream chick!

Did you have a worse break up than the ones mentioned above? Let’s hear your story!

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