The life of a single man can be extremely challenging. Bachelor life is extremely lonely and is dotted with all the wrong things that can happen to a single man at any given time.
Their diet is comprised of doughnuts, avocado, eggs and strong tea( strungi). It is at this juncture that they smoke weed extremely, and drink the worst concoctions of alcohol that they can find. They are also broke and many females tend to ignore them.
Attractive women seem to ignore them most because they are too eager to catch the attention of these women. They appear too direct and seem to stumble over their words.
Most women view them as immature as they have not yet mastered the art of attraction through deception.
The women that they choose to attract are confident and provocative and may at times throw a jibe at them just to test their level of confidence.
However there is a course for their dimminishing confidense. Many a bachelor live in small squeezed single rooms or very tiny bedsitters where all their worldly possessions is just around and about them. A sufuria here, a meko there, a candle up here, some salt there…
and because life is just too hard for them at times, they binge drink and happen to board a matatu to go home not knowing that their problems will double significantly………coz anaingia matt, anableki, anaibiwa simu….anakufa!
because if the jamaaa doesnt have a phone they will not receive random invites by their friends to parties…..
and since their tagline to trap girls for a date is always ‘kuja kwangu hii Sunday, ninajua kupika‘, when the phone is gone,the dry spell period will be longer than usual.
And they will end up being lonely for months before affording to buy another smart phone, which means that they will not be in contact with any female for a while…knowing very well that contact for them is vital.
so they end up alone in their ka-beddsiter wondering why life is so tough without having a smart phone!
