Death is weird, isn’t it?
At any moment, you could be enjoying a blissful canoe ride in Lake Victoria and all of a sudden, this one-ton crocodile snaps your arm and drags you into the abyss.
Poof! You’re done and dusted.
Okay, maybe that might not be the way that most of us go, but it will certainly be a story to tell won’t it?
Just imagine it; when your wifey reads your eulogy and she mentions that you died in the jaws of a crocodile.
Hopefully, she might just wipe away her tears and add some humor to it:
“Ah, my Kamau. He always loved crocodile meat at the Panari Sky Centre. But he never imagined that one day the crocs would get one up on him and he would end up being their dinner!”
While crocodile deaths are common in Florida, one man decided to go the most bada$$ way he knew how.
Well, it wasn’t really his idea:
florida man birthday thing was cool i guess pic.twitter.com/x7DixvH0XN
— dixie normous (@alexjfreeze) March 21, 2019
Yes, his friends dared him!
Heck, Even the angels will have to slap him a couple of high-fives as soon as he gets to heaven!