Unique characteristics of Prof George Magoha that will get CS Matiangi overshadowed

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Meet Gorge Magoha. The incoming CS of Education. A Luo from Gem, Siaya County. He is believed to be the second most feared man in history , and in Sub Saharan Africa, he comes immediately after the late Luanda Magere.

He is said to look like a buffalo while sleeping and a white rhino while swimming.

Gorge Magoha is a professor in Medicine and a former Vice chancellor at the University of Nairobi.

He has 91 page CV that does not include his Career Objectives, year of birth and hobbies.

Gorge Albert Omore Magoha smiles only twice in a year. One, during his birthday party and the other while reading KCSE results.

Scientists believe that he has two- 5cm thick air sacs that enable him smell an exam leakage 29km away from the center!

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While vacationing in France, He went out for a casual bike ride and accidentally won the Tour de France.

I am meant to understand that he helped the nurses cut his umbilical cord when he was born. And he didn’t breastfeed. He took cow milk from day one.

During his birth the nurses felt the labour pain instead of his mother

He was head boy when he was in class three and his desk was in the staff room

Meanwhile we thank President Uhuru Kenyatta for appointing him as the Cabinet Secretary in charge of Education he came with alot of knowledge.

A man who has spent all his time studying and learning will help the ailing education sector, for your information what Prof. Magoha can see while sleeping no other professor can see while they are studying or class, this guy can even literally see sound.

As comrades we however warn him if he revisit the Helb defaulters issues, we shall oppose and unleash our curses to him, to see him thrown out of the minister by like his beautiful predecessor.

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