Ladies, Don’t Pig Out Tonight On Your Valentine’s Date…You Might Regret it!

Ahh…Valentine’s Day, a day dedicated to the ladies. Or at least that is what the modern world has panned it out to be.

Today is also the day that November babies are conceived!

Heck, if you know you were born somewhere between November 2nd to the 23rd, this is when the magic happened some X years ago.

Because let’s face it. After all the flowers, the romantic dinner date, the box of chocolates, and the all expenses paid spa…sweety, you’re going to have to give it up tonight.

Question is, are you up to it?

There’s nothing more frustrating to a man than a lady that doesn’t step up to the plate after he’s spent his whole month’s salary, and then some on Valentine’s Day!

Ladies, it doesn’t matter if you ate the whole ray of assortments at the buffet, or drank three bottles of Moet, when it comes to playing the game, you’ve got to ride that rodeo all night long!

And honestly, we don’t want some half-drunk, half-awakeout lady in our hotel room at the Villa Rosa Kempinsky Suite.

Those are some expensive sheets yawa, and they must be used accordingly!

Yes, some of us might have a strong attachment to a lady which some of you might call love. But at the end of the day, things have to end the good ol’ way.

As the artist nonini would say, nyundo lazima igongane na makabati!

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