This story will make you think twice before Dating a Married Kisii Woman

A youthful couple, a lodging, illicit sex, and screams of pain occasioned by stuck genitalia are all it took to catch a cheating pair of lovers in Keroka Township in Masaba North, Nyamira County.

The adulterous pair is made up of a 25-year-old man, who works as a boda boda operator in Keroka and a 30-year-old prominent businesswoman who plies her trade in the same town.

Both the man and woman are married, and have children with their respective spouses.  The lovers’ harrowing day began Sunday morning when the boda boda operator went and picked the woman from her home in Ibacho, and rode with her to Keroka Market, where they booked a lodging facility.

“She wanted to quench her sexual thirst early before opening her business in Keroka Town at 9am,” said a source, who was privy to the Sunday happenings.

After engaging in throes of passion, the lovers realised that their private parts had clamped, and their attempts to “unlock” proved hard and painful. That was 8am on Sunday.

They squirmed, moved, shifted and twisted on bed. Their efforts still bore no fruits. At around 1pm – after 5 hours since their ‘clamping’ –, they decided to seek external help by raising the alarm.

In a panicky mode, the lovers screamed at the top of their voices, attracting the attention of the lodging attendants and other customers, who broke into the room and found the two writhing from pain.

Police officers from Keroka post were called to the scene and wrapped the stuck couple in bed sheets and carried them to a witchdoctor’s den in Ibacho, where they were set free from each other.

The couple was later driven to Keroka police post. What followed thereafter remains unclear.

A similar incident also happened in November, 2016 in Kisii County, when authorities had to be called in to restore order at Daraja Mbili Market after a crowd gathered to see a cheating wife and her lover locked together during sex after the rumour spread that her husband had asked a witch doctor to put a curse on her private parts.

Although medical experts say the embarrassing experience could have been a case of ‘penis captivus’, in which the woman’s vagina had contracted too much and trapped the man’s penis, the crowd was unable to stop the rumour and the mob had quickly assembled.

Reports claimed that the unfaithful middle-aged woman had been romping with her lover at West Gauge lodging near Daraja Mbili Market while her husband was away on business.

But the passion soon became embarrassment and pain when the amorous couple realised they were unable to pull away from one another.

The shocked pair began calling for help, which soon turned into screams as they became more desperate to unlock.

The woman’s husband had reportedly sought services of a local witchdoctor after suspecting that his wife was engaging in clandestine activities.